Kim Kardashian's Alleged Original Butt Doctor Said Her Ass Is 'Like Letting Air Out' Of The Balloon These Days

Mirror – Dr Aaron Rollins, who is believed to have worked on the most famous bum in the world, said women everywhere should take a look at the airbrushed butt before even considering surgery.

In rather rude comments, he added that now his patients come to him to request a Kylie Jenner bum – rather then a Kim Kardashian – as her sister is younger and firmer.

Speaking about the Brazilian butt lift procedure, which Kim has always denied having, he told Mail Online: “Let her serve as a lesson to anyone who wants to make a body part bigger. If they have cellulite there before the procedure, then it will be there afterwards, too. People need to think about that or it will look bad like Kim’s.”

And he said of the 35-year-old’s bum: ‘”It’s very big, maybe too big. Fat was taken from her waist and put into her bottom. But it’s transferring problem fat to another area. Problem fat is problem fat wherever it is. It grows in the same way as it would in the place it was taken from.

“Kim has had two children, she has put on weight and then lost it, then gained it again and lost it again. It’s like blowing up a balloon and then letting the air out – there are ripples. No wonder it looks like that. She has everything going against her and there is nothing she can do about it – apart from get the airbrush out.”

I feel like that would have to be some sort of breach of client-butt patient confidentiality to cut a Drew Pearson WWE promo on Kim Kardashian’s ass to the media. And honestly people have been piling on Kim Kardashian’s ass (lol) since those new photos came out of her ass looking a bit like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese:

And after she already came out defending her ass:

It just seems sort of sad to me. If she does have a fake ass and didn’t give it the proper maintenance or whatever and that’s why it looks like a shower loofah, then sure it’s a self-inflicted wound. But I actually feel kind of bad for her ass getting put through the ringer like this. Iggy Azalea letting her ass go to shit when she’s got nothing else going on is unacceptable. But Kim’s got reality shows, apps, clothing lines, two kids, marriages, she got kidnapped, I don’t know man…that’s a lot of stress to put on a giant ass that might turn it from a peach emoji into an alternate ending of James and the Giant Peach where it doesn’t get eaten and just rots instead. Her ass has undoubtedly seen much better days but to expect that thing to retain the resilience it had back when Ray J was shoving that baby’s arm of his all up in there on video a decade ago is simply unfair. Remember the glory days of the booty, hope Kylie Jenner learns from its lessons, but you gotta let that possible-science-experiment mom ass live.

^whoops not sure how that one got in there